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zkx14
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Triple Nipple???
I need a BEER Nipple !!!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
That's a lot of nipples... Reminds me of one time at.. Oh wait, wrong forum!!!
goldfish65
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The best way to get kids giggling uncontrollably is to get on the subject of nipples. My nephew was maybe 10 yrs old and I took him and his sister out for hamburgers, even the kids at the tables around us were cracking up...I just kept on with a straight face...what's so funny about nipples? You go to the hardware store to buy nipples...the cat has nipples...the pcv valve on the car has nipples...YOU have nipples...
Nipples spelled backward is "selppin" Almost like "sleep in" and I like both!
zkx14
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a Toyota spelled backwards is a Toyota and I still don't want one
Alaskan_TA
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Subaru backward is U R A BUS.
Alaskan_TA
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Racecar backwards is still racecar.
Ben Drinkin
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Tulsa backwards is a slut
Ben Drinkin
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And radar backwards is something.. i forget what tho...
wow, you guys have a lot of time on your hands 
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Yes we do! But most of this is stuff that keeps me up at night thinking... like why is there a 'p' in the word receipt? Is really doesn't need to be there..wow, you guys have a lot of time on your hands
Alaskan_TA
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OK, you started it....... back in a bit.
Alaskan_TA
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If the wind is coming it is a 'blow'.
If ice crystals are coming from clouds, it is 'snow'.
Present tense for wind is 'blowing'.
Present tense for snow is 'snowing'.
But past tense, if the wind came it 'blew'.
So.............
So why is the past tense of snow 'it snowed', when it should be 'it snew'?
If ice crystals are coming from clouds, it is 'snow'.
Present tense for wind is 'blowing'.
Present tense for snow is 'snowing'.
But past tense, if the wind came it 'blew'.
So.............
So why is the past tense of snow 'it snowed', when it should be 'it snew'?
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Why do we Park on Driveways... Yet Drive on Parkways ????
Alaskan_TA
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Why are cemeteries located at Dead Ends?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Louse - lice
Mouse - mice
House - hice?
Mouse - mice
House - hice?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Why does one wash up before dinner, yet scrub down before surgery?
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
Wonder if somebody was burning leaves? I was out 'mulch mowing'. 'bout the time the wind kicked up the sirens started. Lots of sirens. Supposed to get some rain here soon
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
You been doing unnecessary surgery again?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
No sir! It was necessary, required, needed and even suggested.You been doing unnecessary surgery again?
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
fixed
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
The voices are seldom wrong!
Alaskan_TA
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It's a north / south thing.
Wash up for brain surgery.
Scrub down for a hernia.
Wash up for brain surgery.
Scrub down for a hernia.
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