Stop in for a cup of coffee

[Ddaddy]

I want to know how he knows what hoppy tastes like...oh, wait...actually, I don't want to know.

 

[ScampMike]

I SO knew I was running RIGHT into it here...

 

[Ddaddy]

Up and easy...right over the plate.

 

[ScampMike]

Up and easy...right over the plate.

I did TRY to defer attention...

 

[zkx14]

I did TRY to defer attention...

No way out...

 

[dukeboy440]

I did TRY to defer attention...

It's like screwing a crazy chick, you know you shouldn't but you know it'll be fun so you do it anyway

 

[ScampMike]

 

[krazykuda]

Yeah, now with any luck it'll be easier to get off!

That's what she said...

 

[krazykuda]

that is cool - seems fake though.. like it's already been photo shopped

Then it will be double secret photo shopped...

 

[MomsDuster]

That's what she said...

 

[krazykuda]

someone called me a plagiarist...

their words, not mine...

 

[krazykuda]

I saw a documentary on how ships are built...

riveting...

 

[No name needed]

It's like screwing a crazy chick, you know you shouldn't but you know it'll be fun so you do it anyway

You mean they all aren't crazy!

 

[zkx14]

I've learned everything there is to know about drill bits and still find the subject boring...

 

[krazykuda]

My doctor called me a hypochondriac..

that really hurt...

 

[ScampMike]

I was watching a show on how they make tires - now I'm tired

 

[ScampMike]

I was studying to be a Dr., but I ran out of patience

 

[Ddaddy]

I was watching a show on how they make tires - now I'm tired

I forgot that I had seen that show before and watched it a second time...now I'm retired.

 

[Mopar Tim]

I was studying to be a Dr., but I ran out of patience

Jeez!

 

[Ddaddy]

A friend of mine quit his job at a porta-potty company...said he was pooped.

 

[dukeboy440]

When you have free race tickets and can't give them away

 

[Ben Drinkin]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

A woman backed into an airplane propeller..

Disaster...

 

[krazykuda]

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory...

You couldn't park anywhere near the place...

 

[goldfish65]

@memike and others, this video should make you smile. I spent the summer '77 before my senior year working in Gatlinburg, had a fake i.d., this song sounded great with a couple drinks in you and everybody was singing the lyrics to each other on the dance floor, kids today will never know that kind of fun. Elvis died while I was up there too!