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Ben Drinkin said:
Dart Sport Cuda Scouts... It's even worse than what you imagine! I need a second job! And no wife.. And a bigger shop.. and a few more tools... and a few low-buck helpers. And a redhead.. And a buddy that runs a body shop. and some cocaine. and a hooker... and a cheeseburger..
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It seems your Dart Sport is quite the Swinger. Maybe she got the wrong badge at the factory...
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Dart Sport Cuda Scouts... It's even worse than what you imagine! I need a second job! And no wife.. And a bigger shop.. and a few more tools... and a few low-buck helpers. And a redhead.. And a buddy that runs a body shop. and some cocaine. and a hooker... and a cheeseburger..
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Its scary,hold the hooker and cocaine. Thats me!
Yup,hooker and cocaine are all yours!
 
Ddaddy said:
It seems your Dart Sport is quite the Swinger. Maybe she got the wrong badge at the factory...
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The Sport does get around.. But the Swinger, I actually pulled a dead cat out of her today (insert your own joke). I cut out the doir jamb for Mitch so the door doesn't latch. I guess the latest cold snap and high winds opened the door for poor Mr Cat. He wasn't even stiff yet so he hadn't been there long. Sad to throw out a perfectly good dead cat tho.
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Sad to throw out a perfectly good dead cat tho.
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waste not, want not.
Lots of good possibilities, just need the appropriate ref. book.
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An A Body (The Holy Grail) Reference in a movie script I was writing as a joke.

It was titled The @$$hole, and was intended to offend everyone. At the end it takes a brief serious turn and the drunk mentor turns the keys to his Plymouth over to the wimp he’s training.

I stopped working on it at the first draft, because I figured no one would ever film a movie that aims to offend everyone. (They hand out 6 packs at an AA meeting, urinate on the neighbor through her skylight, etc)

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Mattax said:
You never know. They do a great job most of the time and then occassionally a complete WTF?
Paycheck typed and 'postmarked' June 22 2018 ( Actually a Pitney Bowes machine stamp)
Arrived in at my door, Philadelphia, Aug 9, 2018
go figure.

Occassionally I've had people tell me letters, and even a package from McMaster, were returned with a 'no such address'.
???
Talking here in Philadelphia where I get mail almost every day.
go figure.
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I ordered a Christmas gift for the Mrs last Friday. Expected USPS delivery was 12/5-7th. Got it today. :thumbsup:
But.... I opened the Amazon box to find the inner box has a smashed corner. :BangHead: Might just be a little crushed foam, but I need to open and inspect, probably tomorrow...
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Odd thing. I seem to have a knack for finding women who have had 31 sexual partners. Several have referred to me as their 32nd lover. Seems odd that they keep track.
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Are you sure that they weren't talking about TIME???? :rolleyes:
 
Morning.
Warmer this morning than yesterday.
One flat repair this morning.
And a timing chain on a 5.9 magnum.
 
My new glasses are in. They say the glasses are covered under warranty. I find that hard to believe. I beat the crap out of them.
 
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