You just HAD to make a wood crack.
A wood crack would give you splinters....
You just HAD to make a wood crack.
Anything can be improved..
Tell that to Michael Jackson...
Whats he got to do with BORING stock cars???
I say "So F'in what, my car my way and if you don't like it, well, I can help you fix it." I stop, wait for the Inevitable reply, "How is that?!"In the Aircooled VW world we called them "Stock Nazis"
Now that Im back into Mopars I dont think that fits.
So - whats your favorite saying to the guys that complain when they see your car is not stock?
What do you call them?
You know the ones that cant keep there mouth shut about your Hood Scoop
or front end from a 69 when the car is a 70.
If you are one of "those guys" what do you call yourself?
Not trying to start an argument LOL!
Just quirious after I saw a post on a mopar FB page and someone complaining that the car in question had a hood scoop on it but otherwise looked stock.
Wish I'd of thought of that when we raced a 72 Satellite as a 71 440 6bbl Road Runner in NHRA Stock Eliminator. *** wipes would look at our car in the pits and go to the VIN. Mumble to their buddy and walk away. I guess we should've butchered an original car.I've posted this here before but, for this very reason a friend of mine removed the fender tag off his pro street roadrunner and replaced it with a fender tag that simply said "FU" (only not abbreviated).
So I'm good to go with a 376 out of a Caddy?!?!Do what ever ya want, but please don`t put no damn shivy 3fiddy in it!
Trade your caddy engine for a 440 out of a new yorker broughamSo I'm good to go with a 376 out of a Caddy?!?!
As always, the thread devolves to bodily function humour!
As always, the thread devolves to bodily function humour!
FYI, just incase you didn't know, theMine came with a blue oval 9" rear.it really really has to go. Any bowtie rears fit a 65 barracuda? Im no purist, but i can deal with a bowtie over a blue oval all day long.
Mine came with a blue oval 9" rear.it really really has to go. Any bowtie rears fit a 65 barracuda? Im no purist, but i can deal with a bowtie over a blue oval all day long.
Do what ever ya want, but please don`t put no damn shivy 3fiddy in it!
My reply was to all the punk *** kids here that have no idea what it takes to restore a car to OEM level, and calling people like me an ASSHOLE just shows what level of individual these types of people are. That is one reason I quit coming here for years, though I know more about your precious A-Bodies than EVERYONE on this site. Go ahead and just try and stump me on anything related to these cars, as was said in the movie Taken, GOOD LUCK... Now get off your high horses and try and appreciate what it takes to bring a car to a purest level. I am not a rich man by any means, I have worked hard for everything I have, and if you just want to drive a modified A-Body that is your choice, no reason to dis anyone who has a different take on what these great cars should be, GROW UP!
My reply was to all the punk *** kids here that have no idea what it takes to restore a car to OEM level, and calling people like me an ASSHOLE just shows what level of individual these types of people are. That is one reason I quit coming here for years, though I know more about your precious A-Bodies than EVERYONE on this site. Go ahead and just try and stump me on anything related to these cars, as was said in the movie Taken, GOOD LUCK... Now get off your high horses and try and appreciate what it takes to bring a car to a purest level. I am not a rich man by any means, I have worked hard for everything I have, and if you just want to drive a modified A-Body that is your choice, no reason to dis anyone who has a different take on what these great cars should be, GROW UP!
I've posted this here before but, for this very reason a friend of mine removed the fender tag off his pro street roadrunner and replaced it with a fender tag that simply said "FU" (only not abbreviated).
Here's a song for ya
I know EXACTLY what it takes to restore a car to the OEM level. I grew up in a shop that did nothing but that. We restored old British iron, and let me tell you those guys know how many stitches are in the carpet kits, how thick the original English-made washers are, all of it. Mopar purists have nothing on those guys. It's a ton of hard work, research, and anal retentive attention to detail. The amount of time I wasted digging through bins filled with pounds and pounds of old Brit hardware to find the right length whitworth bolt that had the right stamping mark on it, let me tell you . And you know what it is at the end of the day? A waste of time, money and effort. Total waste. Because 99% of the time, after all that work and effort, you get a car that gets parked in a stupid garage 51-1/2 weeks out of the year and maybe trailered to a couple shows by a purist a$$hole that has a come apart if the car gets a spec of dirt on it. A beautiful car that never gets driven anywhere, and only gets seen by a bunch of self-righteous blowhards at fancy car shows. Guys that think they know everything about a certain car. I've seen guys like that step on their dicks plenty of times with original owners. "Oh, all of these cars left the factory with a blah-blah-blah". Or really? Well here's the guy that drove this car off the lot, and it didn't have one. Huh. Guess the guys on the assembly line weren't perfect, imagine that.
You want a perfect OEM car? Awesome, knock yourself out. But don't think for one split second that I care if the suspension pieces are painted the right color, or if all the casting date codes match, or if the emblem has the right number of studs or whatever. It's all just BS, none of that stuff makes the car work better. Cars are meant to be driven. If it's not tearing down the road it's just an oversized paper weight, no matter what color its concourse medal is or how many car show trophies it has. Paper weight.
And, if YOU don't think that my modified car doesn't have exactly as much time and effort into as your garage paper weight, kiss my backside. Just because my water pump doesn't have a date code on it because I bought it from Summit doesn't mean I didn't put in just as much time and effort somewhere else. And it definitely doesn't mean that I don't know how to check the proper date code, or where it should be. I just used my effort to make my car FUNCTION better. I know it's not stock, I intentionally made it exactly that way and I did it for a reason. And it takes just as much work, it's just different.
Your comments are exactly why people hate purists- You think your car is better because it's OEM. It's not. In fact, it's slower, handles worse, and is all around less capable than the majority of the modified cars out there. It's less useful as a CAR exactly because it is OEM. Maybe it's "prettier" and worth more. So what? Mine's more fun. And yeah, I can look at a car like yours and pick out the date codes and factory paint marks and all the other BS. I don't bother being that guy at the car show because I don't CARE, not because I don't know how to do it.
This is awesome. If I ever start going to shows again I might have to make one of those.
Better yet, maybe I'll make one with a bunch of random numbers and letters, grouped in the same OE format. Codes that don't actually mean anything. Or maybe belong to a different body style altogether. Keep those bastards guessing for awhile before they figure it out. That would be priceless.
Wait, J37? What's that? P35? Power tailgate window? On a 2-door hardtop?
Perfect!