Anyone have extremely stupid neighbors?

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Hey wish you luck on that renting thing d55dave.. I know what you mean i worked for a lady, a while back and it was cleaninng her rental houses, after the renters moved out... Lets say that sucked a**. One house was in a nice neighborhood, it was okay, i first painted the entire outside of the house, then redid the cabinets(previos renters thrashed it) painted the inside and patchedqreplaced some drywall.. When i got to the bathroom, it was hell.. The toilet messsed up on them, so the intelligent renters decided it was okay to sh** inside the bathtub... It was full to the top of piss and chit, it smelled awful the moment i walked into the hallway, that same day she called a septic truck, and i quit.. I told her later on i wasnt gonna be doing that for what she paid me.. Hope all goes well for you.
 
lmao oh man... 73abodee i hope he doesnt do that, hes my neighbor pieces will fly my way!.... Yeah but i just have never seen anything like this.. The east side of stockton , there is a neighborhood known as oakie vill... And i have just never ever,ever seen that.. I have seen and heard a man cutting a geo metro with a sledge hammer and milwaukee skillsaw lol... But not that..i went home saying what tha truck was that!! Well even if he had the 400 horses im sure id beat him, after 17ft his trans would be way back on the floor lol... Lmao guys i too have jimmy rigged somethings, but never ever would i attempt to do some redneck engineering on my ride, unless i was stuck somewhere or just usin it for temporary use....but id still feel stupid .. Hey! I like that shoestring thing lol
HEY bring him a couple more bedframes and tell him dont forget the subframe connectors....
 
HEY bring him a couple more bedframes and tell him dont forget the subframe connectors....[/QU ......... lol you just reminded me of when he told me" hey so why your and your brothers car got those metal pieces under from front to back o_O??" i then said, what? Subframe connectors? He said yeah those,"my car tilts and shakes at idle, after 45 it smooths out" lmao, i later told him what they were for, and he replies" hmm do you think you can make me some out of that pipe i got out back?" (again fence pole) with a serious face.. Right then and there i knew he wasnt playing around with anything he had ever said to me... Idk whats up with him and galvanized home products and usin em on his car???
 
A friend of mine in high school once broke the accelerator cable on his GM, so he tied an electrical cord from a lamp to the carb throttle and used it as a throttle. He just pulled on the cable that went through the firewall into the interior to bring the car up to speed by hand....

He also had a 74 Grand Prix that he stripped the interior out and drove around a while with milk crates for front seats!!! That was before the seat belt laws....
 
A friend of mine in high school once broke the accelerator cable on his GM, so he tied an electrical cord from a lamp to the carb throttle and used it as a throttle. He just pulled on the cable that went through the firewall into the interior to bring the car up to speed by handQUOTE]

Come on? Everyone knows that you use a metal coat hanger that has been untwisted. I knew a guy who did this on an S-10 350 swap and drove for like a week without a hood and his arm sticking out the window holding on to the hanger to give it gas. LOL
 
Was down the road trimming trees today. Car trailer full of branches etc. Ear plugs in safety glasses on, chainsaw running, walking towards the last tree I was going to take down. Neighbor drives by and asks "What are doing?". Same neighbor that drove by when we were out there with a cement mixer, bags of cement, rail road ties staked up plum and asked the very same question.

LOL that made my day. Whatha Doin'?


I have one from last week. I live on a private drive and have to wheel out my trash cans to the street along with a couple of other neighbors. The next morning my trash cans were gone and my neighbors were still there, so I put 2 and 2 together and wheel his cans to his house. Sure enough my cans are there and I saw him putting his trash in them from quite a ways away. I knock on the door and politely say that he took my cans by mistake. He said that he would take my cans to my house for me, because it was his mistake. He delivered them full of his garbage. I drag them back to his house and politely leave the bags of trash in his driveway. He is a moron.
 
Robert......A man of many words....

And ya'll know my posts. To get a one word answer out of me is rare. (Hell, to get a post out of me that's less than five or six paragraphs is rare.)

I could spend days on here posting up the stories of idiot neighbors doing what idiot neighbors do.
 
about ten years ago i got gifted a 68 charger.a neibor gave it to me after they broke up.it had a 413 erson hi flow hyd.a working six pack,an 8 point cage,braised ,instead of welded,and the osh hardware 1/2 inch galvanized fuel system,i was amazed.....l
 
and ya'll know my posts. To get a one word answer out of me is rare. (hell, to get a post out of me that's less than five or six paragraphs is rare.)

i could spend days on here posting up the stories of idiot neighbors doing what idiot neighbors do.

do it!!!!!
 
his idea of a fuel cell is probably a 2 gallon gas can bungee corded in the spare tire well

Please tell me I'm not the only guy who ties an Antifreeze Jug filled with gas to the core support and routes the fuel line from the pump into it to move a car with no gas tank or fuel lines in/out or around the shop while parts are being located or something has to be moved in a hurry.

Once upon a time a fuel pump quit on me out in the mountains. So what did I do? Siphoned some gas out of the tank, filled the Windshield Washer Reservoir with gas, stuffed the hose into the throat of the carb and stomped the foot pedal washer to keep the truck running while I drove it down to a spot where I could load it on the rollback.

Those aren't really scary riggings though, just "get it moving temporarily" type deals.

I have seen some scary stuff though, stuff that people did as "permanent fixes". Anybody remember the Box Frames on the old Isuzu/Mazda/Toyota/Mitsubishi/etc trucks? I've seen more than a few of those that were rotted out and the owners filled them with expanding foam and then slathered roof cement/tar on it to make it look like a frame :wack:

Seen a couple A-bodies that had been doctored too. We're talking Quarter Panels that were 99% Body Filler, with All-Thread connecting the body filler to the trunk floor to keep it from flying off the car :violent1: I also saw one where a guy "fixed" the floor on a Duster by laying down fiberglass mat and smearing filler over a hole the size of a trash can lid :prayer: When I went to get in the car (I was checking it out) he says "Don't put your feet in that area, I fixed it but it won't hold weight" :wack:

Same Seller, different car. Witnessed the impressive power of stupidity at its finest.... Brace yourselves for this one...

Fastback Barracuda (I wanted a FB 'Cuda, still do, but don't have the money anymore :D ) He tells me its got a Spring Relocation and Subframe Connectors and I see those all desirable "340-S" emblems on the hood, I'm thinking "Oh yeah, this could be the car I'm looking for."

I drop down and peek under the car to see the most hideous monstrosity of idiotic fabrication ever. There is a pair of 2x4's (yes, Home Depot Lumber Dept. Subframe Connectors) bolted to the floor and front/rear subframes with huge lag-bolts beat down through the floor into these "connectors" By this point I'm ready to leave and don't want anything to do with either of the cars he had for sale. But something made me stop and take a look at the so called Spring Relocation too.

Ok, the Shackles are moved inboard of the rails. I pull out a flashlight and my jaw drops. This guy drilled a hole straight through the frame and just used a really long bolt (may even have been All-thread) to bolt the shackles to the inside of the frame :prayer: Same for the front spring hangers (one bolt holding a piece of "box iron hangers" to the frame on the inside).

Move the spring perches in to match this "awesome" 5 inch spring relocation? (with no tubbing by the way) Nah! He just slapped the rear up against the leaf springs and welded the u-bolts to the axle. And then in an effort to keep the housing from spinning on these wicked "super perches" he spot welded to large nuts to the axle on each side (probably from the hardware dept at home depot too)
 
Going down the road shortly.....wonder if my neighbor is around?
 
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Going down the road shortly.....wonder if my neighbor is around?

He's not the same guy who had the Barracuda I was looking at, is he? :p

On another note, these extremely stupid people are making it look bad for those of us with hard work in our A-Bodies.

There's a guy in my hometown who has/had a 73/74 Dart Sport that looked almost identical to my '74 Duster (same color, same wheels, etc) And he "rigged up" his own Spring Relocation (in a similar style to the one I mentioned above).

I saw the car in town twice, and then all of a sudden it just kinda vanished off the map. (Gee, I wonder why?) A couple weeks later some people I know are talking to me (and I was driving my '74 at the time) and they say "Man, how did you fix your car so fast?"

"Huh? What do you mean, I haven't had a single problem with it all summer." And I wasn't lying, my '74 was performing flawlessly. One of the guys says to me. "Wasn't that you who spit the rear axle out last week?" I come to find out that the guy with the Dart had decided to show off to a bunch of people as he was pulling out at the gas station, slammed the throttle down and launched the whole rear axle across 3 lanes, destroying the back half of the Dart in the process :wack:

And people were thinking it was my car because it was the same color and had the same style wheels on it. :wack:
 
This all happened at our last house. We moved because of the insanity and it was the best decision in my life! Ended up on 2.5 acres :D The info below was copied from another forum where I posted it in 2003.

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We've got one of these houses right next door that is possessed. The first owners were a gay couple. These guys were just plain freaky. When we heard they were moving out and renting their house to our "cool" neighbors brother in laws I thought that would be great.

Of course things never work out as expected. The brother in laws were big time alkys. They were constantly fighting and the cops were over there on a regular basis, which is kind of funny since my "cool" neighbor is a cop. I actually called the cops on the guys one night when I heard them screaming at each other and I heard the one yell "drop the hammer and fight like a man". They lasted about a year in the house.

Next up is our current neighbors the California transplants. Mom and dad are like 60 and the kid is 16. They just get along great, in fact they get along so great my neighbor arrested the 16 year old the other night for choking his father.

Think back to being 16. Think about being 16 and choking your father and being sent to jail for it. Now think about what may happen to you the day you got out of jail and went back home. Do you think it would have went anything like this?

The 16 year old punk *** kid got a mint 2000 Grand Cherokee from his parents. They bought it for him the NEXT day!

Great, teach the kids there are consequences for his actions. Choke dad, get a truck!

Yep, 16 years old. He has had 4 accidents since I have known him. He got hit on a bicycle before he got his license. When he got his license his parents bought him an '80s model Eldorado in mint condition. It was his "pimp mobile" and he actually put a "Pimp Daddy" sticker in the rear window.

Within a week he smashed the front end. At the end of the month he totaled the car claiming "the brakes failed".

After that they bought him a moped. An actual pedal till it starts bike with a motor. This kid is 6'5" and weighs 325. The moron tries to wheelie down the road, the bike goes out from under him and he smacks his skull into the pavement. 4 days in a coma from that one. He comes home like a month later with a drain coming out the back of his skull and the kid is now slower than usual.

I was cleaning the engine on our Golf yesterday. The neighbors dog walks up and I didn't want him stepping in or licking the degreaser laden water on the driveway. So I patted the dog on the head and told him to go home.

Just then I hear my neighbor yell for his dog. He had been working under the car in his driveway and I hadn't noticed him. He comes out from under and says "I can't beleive you are using your hose and Reggie didn't bark at you, he always barks at Clair when she uses the hose". I said "Jerry that's because I don't let your dog bark. I yell at your dog for barking so he knows better. Clair LETS him bark".

He didn't say a word to that.

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Update... the neighbor kid tried to push his mom out of his SUV while he was driving in our neighborhood. He spent a week in jail for that... Even so he still lives at home and he still has his Grand Cherokee.

Gotta love it!!


The plot thickens... The kid called CPS and had himself removed from his house after he cried "abuse". The "abuse" which he reffered to was his parents telling him he could no longer keep his ferrets in his bedroom and that they were taking his TV out of his room as a punishment.

As far as I can tell this is the first time they ever tried to discipline their son.


Problem Solved

Char and I were sick of the mess. We had enough of dropping hints the size of a boulder on his head so we stepped up the campaign. I went to the City of Phoenix Zoning Dept. online and printed out a brochure about neighborhood blight, and all of the rules and fines the city imposes if you don't obey the law.

I left the packet of materials on his front doorstep last Tuesday. After leaving the materials I called the City of Phoenix Zoning Dept. and filed a complaint against him. I didn't realize how quickly the Zoning Dept. would act. They must have come the same day or the next day because he had received a letter from them saying they had performed an inspection of his property and he had 10 days to comply or face $1500 a day fines

He has been cleaning up the front yard for the past three days. All the crap is gone including his tarp covered car port. If he starts his collection up again we aren't waiting to call the city. You give this guy an inch an he'll take a mile.

And you need a Home Owners Association for what reason???

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Soon after that we moved. A couple years later we read this in the paper about the kid next door:

http://www.azcentral.com/community/.../02/20/20100220phoenix-beer-run-homicide.html

Man, 23, fatally shot after intervening in beer run

This happened in a really bad part of town. The kid was there looking like a wannabe gang banger, bagging, hat sideways, the whole bit. Trouble is he ran into a REAL gang banger...
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This was the response from one of the guys who had been watching the thread over the years:

Wow.

At one point in the thread, I guessed that the kid would be in prison by the time he was 25. Instead, he's dead at 23.
 
wait, that kid was the guy with the wife? dang, howd he pull that off.
 
Jerry = Father
Claire = Mother
Lance = Son
Char = My wife
 
I bought a /6 duster a few years ago(ok,it was the eighty's) for a winter beater.The accelerator pump was trashed .He ran a hose from the washer tank to a port on the carb so when ya had to step on it you would have to push the washer button.It got old pretty quick.Amazing what a 10.00 carb kit can fix.Oh and he was a mechanic
at our school bus garage.
 
Not neighbors, but a couple of stories for y'all:
* Worked with a guy years ago that had a Plum Crazy Purple 340 Duster. At least it was one Friday when I left work. Pulled into the parking lot the following Monday and it was silver. Turned out he painted it over the weekend using the spray attachment on his vacuum cleaner! Painted right over all of the factory stickers and all. One of my co-workers looked at it and said, "What did you do, fill a sock with paint and swing it around your head?"
* A friend of mine got married and acquired a Chevy LUV truck (remember those?) that his new wife's former husband had Pro-Streeted. Nice looking little truck with nice paint, blown SBC and big wing back in the bed. My buddy was fixing something under the dash and found the former husband had used some household lamp cord for some underdash wiring he'd needed to do and didn't have the correct guage wiring for. A fire just waiting to happen.

Just remembered one more...
* There's a pickup that I've seen in parking lots here in town several times. Jacked way high up in the air - high enough that you'd need a ladder to get up in it - with BIG off-road tires all the way around. Also has the required multi-loop role bar and off-road lights facing front, rear, and to both sides. Pretty paint and too-nice graphics for it to ever go off-road. I got a chance to see it up close this past weekend and see it's only rear-wheel drive! No solid front axle, no transfer case, no front drive shaft - never have been any. All of the expensive front end work is just to get it up in the air.
The ultimate poseur...got to have way more money than brains.
 
The only glue used on his build is the glue he Is sniffing in huge amounts. Wow it's amazing what crank will do to someone. I guess you could say its one less bed frame in the dumps! Ha!
 
Also an sort of jug that holds liquids as a radiator overflow.
My dad also about 25 yrs ago had a rot box 68 charger 383 4 bbl console shift auto loaded. also loaded with rot. Both 1/4s the window channel and the flat metal behind it and some of the outside c pillars as well as trunk and interior floor were toast he reconstructed all of it with fiberglass chicken wire and goobs of bondo (Viynl Top Car). He drove it like that and all of the fiberglass was like 2 to 3 inches thick and with rebar criss crossing the floors for strength.
It was very smooth and had a nice paint job and he sold it for 3000 in 1989 and the buyer knew about all the (Fixes)
 
Lol i too have used a coke 2 liter to move my car into the garage.. But that was only because i had removed the fuel tank, after a spring relocation.. And hey ive stomped on mine and it hasnt spit the rear end out 3 lanes.... Yet lol..... My neighbor the same guy, has a boat (i mentioned before) about a 2' x 4' area is "done" by him.. I do not nor will i ever get on that boat at all.. He bondoed that whole area after he broke it running into a tree on a roadsie.. (another incident) The city made him clean up his yard once, it took him a month and some huge fines.. He didnt use a garbage can for his trash.. He would leave it in the backyard and take it all by truckload after months... The smell was horrible..
 
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