Ddaddy
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Well, if you are going to do it, might as well go all the way!In that case, I've had motion sickness on both classifications
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Tell ya what...It's pretty damn windy right now! Been out in the garage and you can hear the gusts racking the place.
Ddaddy
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Same here, the garage door is creaking and popping and the gusts are slamming the side of the house.
Ddaddy
I'm changing the World... one pixel at a time!
We are showing wind at 30-35 mph steady with gusts to 48 mph.
Unconventional
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Definitely enough to get your attention. Add some sand, a few tumble weeds and ya got Barstow in the spring
Ddaddy
I'm changing the World... one pixel at a time!
New Karl jokes...
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
You know what happens after you eat WAY too much alphabet soup? You end up having a massive vowel movement.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
Did you hear about the criminal's kid who wouldn't take a nap? He was resisting a rest.
The self-deprecation society is taking new members. I've already put myself down.
My sister bought her husband a refrigerator as a birthday gift. She says she can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
To the person who invented the number 0...thanks for nothing!
A limbo contestant walks into a bar. He loses.
My cousin got fired from his job working for Pepsi. Yeah, seems he tested positive for Coke.
Did you hear that they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
I don't know why anyone would call vegans annoying. I, for one, have never had any beef with them.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing. It just waved.
My wife asked me if was listening to her. What a weird way to start a conversation!
I got a rejection letter in the mail from the origami school today. I'm not sure what to make of it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit". A horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
You heard of that new band 900 MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
You know what happens after you eat WAY too much alphabet soup? You end up having a massive vowel movement.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
Did you hear about the criminal's kid who wouldn't take a nap? He was resisting a rest.
The self-deprecation society is taking new members. I've already put myself down.
My sister bought her husband a refrigerator as a birthday gift. She says she can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
To the person who invented the number 0...thanks for nothing!
A limbo contestant walks into a bar. He loses.
My cousin got fired from his job working for Pepsi. Yeah, seems he tested positive for Coke.
Did you hear that they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
I don't know why anyone would call vegans annoying. I, for one, have never had any beef with them.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing. It just waved.
My wife asked me if was listening to her. What a weird way to start a conversation!
I got a rejection letter in the mail from the origami school today. I'm not sure what to make of it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit". A horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
You heard of that new band 900 MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
Oh, no. I hope he gets better. Best wishes for him and your whole family..
Unconventional
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New Karl jokes...
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
You know what happens after you eat WAY too much alphabet soup? You end up having a massive vowel movement.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
Did you hear about the criminal's kid who wouldn't take a nap? He was resisting a rest.
The self-deprecation society is taking new members. I've already put myself down.
My sister bought her husband a refrigerator as a birthday gift. She says she can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
To the person who invented the number 0...thanks for nothing!
A limbo contestant walks into a bar. He loses.
My cousin got fired from his job working for Pepsi. Yeah, seems he tested positive for Coke.
Did you hear that they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
I don't know why anyone would call vegans annoying. I, for one, have never had any beef with them.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing. It just waved.
My wife asked me if was listening to her. What a weird way to start a conversation!
I got a rejection letter in the mail from the origami school today. I'm not sure what to make of it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit". A horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
You heard of that new band 900 MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
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Just an FYI to all the Midwesterners. There is a all Mopar show in Omaha Nebraska 5/18/19 at Papillion Lavista South HS.
South 108th St and 370. The show has been around several years and from what I have heard is a pretty good show. Wife and I are going to attend even tho it is crowding MITP. Hope to see some of you there. Again full disclosure we have never been to it, but we figure we can get there in about 4 beers.
South 108th St and 370. The show has been around several years and from what I have heard is a pretty good show. Wife and I are going to attend even tho it is crowding MITP. Hope to see some of you there. Again full disclosure we have never been to it, but we figure we can get there in about 4 beers.
See you there, what car are you bringing? I will have one of these.
And we will be there too!!
Bring your coffee club shirt and we'll start a where has the club shirt been spotted...besides Ray's dog.
Time for a toddy and to catch up with some laundry.
Been doing that all afternoon. Wife switched out to spring clothes and I think I washed most of them today.
I'd like to have a toddy, but got my yearly and blood work Wednesday. I haven't had a drop in a month....yikes!!
Pontiac torrent. Junk.
Almost done with it. Back to welding on square body tonight.
Almost done with it. Back to welding on square body tonight.
Shame on you lying to the lab just to get better results!
Makes your liver numbers lower! Like fasting before a cholesterol test. LOL
Ddaddy
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I like to do it the opposite way. Drink heavily and eat high fat food for a week before the visit to push all my numbers up. That way I always have lots of room for easy improvement if the Doc thinks any of it is an issue!Makes your liver numbers lower! Like fasting before a cholesterol test. LOL
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Honking brilliant!I like to do it the opposite way. Drink heavily and eat high fat food for a week before the visit to push all my numbers up. That way I always have lots of room for easy improvement if the Doc thinks any of it is an issue!
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Well all this chatter makes me want a wee little nip! Heading back to the single malt this evening!
Sipping on wild Turkey 101.
Ddaddy
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You know the rule, after every sip you MUST make a gobbling sound!
Oh lord. I had a girlfriend once that liked to gobble! Does that count?
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