Stop in for a cup of coffee

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:rofl: :rofl:Sounds good maybe I best snag more spuds maybe a truck load cause you and I got lots of friends. :thumbsup:


What about avacados???


Did you hear about the semi truck that tipped over on a California highway and spilled a full load of avacados???


Luckily CHIPS arrived within minutes...
 
That reminds me I need to get my firewood delivered.

--I know one of you is tempted to "fix" that response :poke::rofl:


You said 'wood'... Heh, heh, heh...

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I was with a friend spending the weekend because strawberries was not read to pick, my friend knew him and it was up on stilts, walked up the stairs and nocked, he waved us in, never new who he was till later when I was 12 or 13, I had to be 10 at the time, wild ain't it.


When I was a kid, we had a strawberry patch next to our back yard patio near the shed... Mom wondered why we didn't get any strawberries for three years...

Then one day she caught our oldest Dalmatian, red mouthed, raiding the strawberry patch...

She asked the Dal, "what are you doing in the strawberry patch"???

The Dal just acted innocent like she did not know it was a strawberry patch... "what strawberry patch"???

Mom asked, "why is the white fur around your lips stained red"???

The Dalmatian licked her lips to get rid of the evidence... "What red stains on my lips, there are no reds stains on my lips"...

But it didn't come off as the strawberries stained the white fur red...


The Dalmatian was even smart enough to only eat the ripe red strawberries and leave the green ones for later... She was no dummy...


After that, my parents put up a chicken wire fence around the strawberry patch to keep the Dalmatian out.. Funny, we got strawberries out of the patch from then on...
 
You're only as young as the woman you feel... :D
Ehhh I just can’t laugh at that one. Child sex crimes are just plain wrong enough that that pun/joke is not even funny and I can’t laugh at. Carry on as you will though.
 
Wow I'm impressed it's 72* here a bit warm for this time of year.
Looks like I got roped into driving semi tomorrow doing potato harvest. Don't mind a day or so just don't want to do it full time.
I'll get about 100 pounds of spuds and get paid for driving so not bad.


Watch out for dictaters...

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