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halifaxhops said:
Nice do not know what to say.
Dist Rebuilder on FABO...
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That's cool he took the time to write that up. :thumbsup:
Now you won't need to borrow Chris's machine. Would probably need bushings replaced cause he uses the crap out of it doesn't oil it. LOL

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1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.

2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those ***** enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.

3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

4. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

5. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

6. A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

7. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

8. My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

9. The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, "We'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

10. WARNING!!! IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TITLED, "NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON," DON'T OPEN IT. IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON.
That would be some scary ****!!!!
 
halifaxhops said:
Got it chris, no idea how to convert the attachment to post it.
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I'll get it. I posted it to Facebook but just the first 2 show up under my name and I didn't think my wife would find the first two very funny!:rofl:
 
Ok, memike is out ! everyone have a good day and ... ah.. y'all don't eat nobody today :lol:
 
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