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the loss of a long time wife is not something to make jokes about if and when it happens to you you will then understand was married 46 year to the day

said late wife name when interduceing new wife

I always get to last words in the argument they are YES DEAR it worked for 46 year in my 1st and 11 year in this one

a surprise a fart with a lump in it

YEARS AGO SOMEONE TOLD ME HAVE A RADIO IN THE SHOP TURN THE BASE UP HIGH AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE RATS MICE OR BATS WE TRIED IT AND IT WORKS WE HAVE NO PROBLEM TOLD SOMEONE THE SAID YOUR FULL OF $HIT BUT I TRY IT, IT WORKED

now the feeling pee on an elc fence many year ago think it stunted my growth if you know what I mean

SOME TIMES WE GET REAL LUCKY

what would happen we came home like that

TWO WIVES go out for girl night. Both got DRUNK, started walking home and had to PEE. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her PANTIES the other grabbed a WREATH off a grave. the next morning one husband called the other and said NO MORE GIRLS NIGHT OUT!! MY WIFE...

A real burnout

in my drinking days there was a bar maid with a large gap in her teeth she would hold a smoke in the gap now the more i drank the smaller the gap got

not one truck they are all pus to be a truck it must have at least ten wheels you know Kenworth or Peterbiult

no sh t

when we dated our parents did not want us to have s x but after we were married all they could ask is when are you going to give us a grand kid

Salt Lake City

the demon made me do it

what I would like to know is how the heck he got it up there do not know of a jsck that would do that

it was not a problem with a touch screen

Got pulled over for speeding was just keeping up with traffic ask why he stoped just me when everone was speeding he do you fish i said yes he said do you catch all the fish in the lake I said no but I do catch and release he said have a good day sir.

try up dates to wife 1.0 1,1 mother 1.2 best ferind 1.3 lover with up grade 1.3s to wild *** lover my up ate is 46 year old and still works

when we were youmger that holiday came several times a year both ways

when i was a kid you picked up the phone and the operator said number please and we had to learn to make change and count it back not have the till tell you how much to return we got the first tv in town when i was in high school

freeking old rebuilt dodge

we were camping at he beach and i was flying one of my kites when an old guy said aren't you a little old to be flying a kite i told him i had ask my wife if would a litte afternoon delite and she said go fly a kite so here i am he call a smart a@#$