Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
A bag of kitty litter under the desk is great insurance..Nope, I will barely have time to pee.
A bag of kitty litter under the desk is great insurance..Nope, I will barely have time to pee.
A sexy smile, a great *** and you have a bulldozer! Does it ever quit getting better?
I'm gonna talk to the guy that rents our farm ground. He's got a D7You could probably pay someone with a bulldozer to do that for less than a weeks rental cost.
Could just wear a pair of Depends and smile at the people around me in the conference room when nature calls.A bag of kitty litter under the desk is great insurance..
That's nuts.My work day was barely over when my schedule suddenly filled up for Monday with an around-the-World marathon of teleconferences for Monday.
8 am London England
9 am Tel Aviv Israel
10 am Sau Paulo Brazil
11 am Johannesburg South Africa
1 pm Montreal Canada
3 pm Perth Australia
4 pm Mumbai India
5 pm Tokyo Japan
Ugh!
But never made it back...Hey HoppyActually got to the garage today.
But never made it back...
So, where do you find that?I love the way Dodge runs the new electronic vehicle data base for moder vehicles. Plug in the VIN and get the full list of factory equipment on the vehicle. I ran my brother in law’s Stratus and BAM!
Full list of factory equipment...
Vehicle Description 2001 DODGE STRATUS SE TWO-DOOR HARDTOP
3.0L V6 SOHC 24V Engine
4-Speed Automatic Transmission
Lock-Up Torque Converter
Monotone Paint - Ruby Red Pearl Coat
90 Amp Alternator
525 Amp Maintenance Free Battery
Battery Run Down Protection
Brake Master Cylinder w/Fluid Window
Smoker's Group
Removable Ash Tray
Cigar Lighter
Prem Vinyl Door Trim w/Map Pocket
Driver Height Adjuster Seat
Front Height Adjust Shoulder Belts
Next Generation Front Air Bags
Center Rear 3-Point Seat Belt
Carpets - Floor and Cargo Area
Trunk Dress-Up
Cargo Net
Front & Rear Floor Mats
Full Length Flr Console w/Cupholders
Tinted Glass Windows
Tinted Windshield Glass
Rear Window Defroster
Passenger Side Sun Visor w/Mirror
Driver Side Sun Visor w/Mirror
Power Black Mirrors
Immobilizer System
Air Conditioning
140 MPH Primary Speedometer
Var Intermittent Windshield Wipers
Dual Note Electric Horns
Locking Glove Box
Remote Trunk lid Release
12V Auxiliary Power Outlet
Power Locks
Power Windows, Driver One-Touch
Glove Box Lamp
Rear Reading/Courtesy Lamps
Trunk Lamp
Halogen Headlamps
Black Windshield Moldings
Sill Molding
Dodge Stratus Badge
16.6 Gallon Fuel Tank
Speed Control
AM/FM Cassette Radio - 6 Speakers
Power Rack and Pinion Steering
Touring Suspension
Tilt Steering Column
Compact Spare Tire
P205/55HR16 BSW AS Perf Tires
16X6.0 Steel Wheels - 16" Wheel Covers
Cloth Low-Back Bucket Seats
Black/Lt Gray
4-Wheel Disc Brakes
Leather Wrapped Shift Knob
Rear View Mirror w/Reading Lamps
Power Sunroof
Bright Exhaust Tip
Leather Wrapped Steering Wheel
Brake/Park Interlock
Customer Preferred Package 2DA
Customer Preferred Package 24A
Welcome backI Am back from an 84 day (19th) strategic deployment.
Just a waxy oil from a sperm wale's head.
Wow. just wow!Just a waxy oil from a sperm wale's head.
suddenly my job doesn't seem so bad..$2.10 for a half pint of Sperm oil sounds like a good deal to me! I'll be darned if I would touch a whale like that to fill a 1/2 pint for $2.10....even if it would be one shot.